Walking Potion: ten parts sugar, ninety parts whiskey

Step 1: Intimidate munny doll. Make sure it knows who's boss.

Step 2-probably somewhere in the double digits: wash munny with soapy water, paint with watered-down acrylic, burn the hair off your arm with a hair dryer several times, fumble with sculpey clay before half-assing the hair, bake at 270 for 15 minutes, then take a sharpie to it

Finishing touches: paint hair, add accessories, and put blush on DEM CHEEKS. Package in a custom box and score brownie points.

Did this one last year, kinda partial to him despite the hack paint job.
My job asked me to paint some stuff on the walls, to decorate the classrooms and stuff. This one is Edgar Allen Poe, and it's in the English room. Meh.

Einstein. Science/math room.

New stuff from the past few weeks

No attempts at being witty. Here are the pics. They might be huge because I haven't been able to mess with them; I'm on a loaner computer since the one I've always used is dead. I don't have it in me to say anything else.

Rude Boy Invasion on Your Radio Station

Five minute ballpoint sketch. Felt like putting up a new pic on facebook. My head is actually that big in real life, for reals.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Life is sometimes sad, but then you find a huge folder of ska mp3's and spend the afternoon listening to Mustard Plug.

New Stuff (March to Present)

Damn, he's smooth.


This was born from a conversation with a coworker...and I still have no idea why it's a pickle straddling an a-bomb.





this drawing of cthulhu sucks, no lie.

What? You're still here?

Haven't had much in the way of time lately. I've been sketching during my substitute teaching gigs. More to come, but for now enjoy some Street Fighter artses.