BIGGER THAN BIG, JOLLIER THAN JOLLY

This is what happens when you find a brush pen in your pocket while at work.

Super robots blend in perfectly with an educational setting.

Did this over the course of the day at work. I'm kinda proud of myself for sneaking this much in during the moments when I wasn't breaking up fights or making copies.

Lookit this guy. He's about to start something.

A hideously deformed post of superhuman size and strength!

Step the first: Sculpey was used to give Toxie his lumpy visage. I actually baked it twice, because I went back and added small bumps. See how that one over his left eye kinda looks like a boob?

Step B: The initial paint job didn't come out well. The green was way too green. He ended up looking like The Hulk if he were in a grease fire. I still had a lot of work to do.

3rd step: I decided to toy with the idea of watering down a mix of brown, yellow, and white acrylic to coat Toxie's skin. This picture shows him after about two coats and some time under a hair dryer. Still a bit too green...


Step IV: After getting his skin to make the color of the water you find at the bottom of a trash can, I set about painting the details. Black lines were used to make the lumps "pop" a bit more. I also gave Toxie his trademark tutu and mop.

My buddy Renzo works for Troma films, and was nice enough to pass my munny onto Lloyd Kaufman. He even took a picture of him holding the little guy. Sadly, as I refuse to do anything with even a shred of expedience, I have lost that picture. I emailed it to myself from my phone MONTHS ago...and it was erased along with a clump of spam. FFFFFFF....

Drawings done while tutoring

I have a habit of sketching while working at my learning center. It's not like I ignore the students, I just sneak it in while they're working on math problems or reading silently. Anyways, I saved some of the ballpoint doodles that I've done in the past few months that I'm fond of. Enjoy.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. -Kurt Vonnegut

I draw Cthulhu way too much.

For my friend, Renzo.

WHORES.

asinine: (adj) foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid

Drawings from work